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Sunday, February 13, 2011

With alternatives like these, Let's try ping pong for peace

13/02/2011
Voranai Vanijaka 
Bangkok Post
Opinion

...if it looks like a Hindu, was built by a Khmer and has all Cambodian characteristics, it definitely must belong to Thailand, most definitely.

Ironie in Thailand, ja verstehen die das denn überhaupt???

They also have their fair share of fanaticism on the other side of the border. Remember in 2003 when soap actress Suvanant Kongying allegedly said Angkor Wat belonged to Thailand? The Cambodian people went on a rampage and destroyed the Thai embassy in Phnom Penh. That was over an alleged remark by a soap starlet. 

Korrekt, die Bekloppten sitzen auf beiden Seiten.

Here's another glimpse of melodrama. One of the five captured Thais released by Cambodia is a member of the Santi Asoke sect. He has taken the name Tainae Mungmajon. The literal translation? First name: ''Dead for Sure''. Surname: ''Determined to be Poor''. The name change has to do with the sect's mantra. Would you invite him to your birthday party?

Definately NO. He is just an idiot.

Und dann entwirft der Autor die möglichen Strategien:

As I'm writing this, all is relatively quiet on the eastern front. What are the possible scenarios that could play out? Here are some choices.

a) Thai troops attack, Blitzkrieg-like (but of course, we'll tell the world they attacked first, so keep this one hush-hush, OK?), routing the Cambodian army and capturing Hun Sen's son, Hun Manet. Cambodia, shaken and humiliated, sues for peace and exchanges ownership of Preah Vihear and the 4.6 square kilometres of dirt for Hun Manet's return. Thais dance naked in the streets and the Democrats win the election in a landslide.

Blitzkrieg und Gefangennahme von "ten thousand star"-General Hun Manet ;)))

Rücktausch des Filius des PM gegen den Tempel... LOL

b) The Cambodian troops attack, Blitzkrieg-like (but of course, they'll tell the world we attacked first, so keep this one hush-hush, OK?), routing the Thai army. Thailand, shaken and humiliated, relinquishes all claims to Preah Vihear and the 4.6 square kilometers of dirt. Cambodians dance naked in the streets, Abhisit Vejjajiva resigns in disgrace, a military regime takes over to ''strengthen and unite the nation in time of crisis''. There's no election

Einfach nur genial...aber stimmt, so würde es wohl kommen

es geht noch weiter... ggfs dort lesen.

Schön auch der letzte Punkt:

g) Blame the French and start calling french fries, farang fries.

hahaha, "freedom fries" hatten wir ja auch schon!

Ein richtig guter Artikel, alle Achtung!!!